DISCLAIMER: This post does not intend to offend anyone based on their regioal location. All comments are made in jest and have nothing to do with an innate loathing for Oasis or Football.
The Home Office have released this wonderfully info transparent interactive infographic on crime. It's content rich although it looks like it was designed pre-floppy-disc-age. Have a play and revel in the fact you aren't form Manchester!